Put away your sick fantasies, it’s not what you think it is. In fact, if you have a small business and you haven’t heard of Groupon, well shame on you. If you have a small business and aren’t taking advantage of Groupon, shame on you. Oh, Groupon is not available where you’re businesses is? Shame on you too.
What am I thinking, I know very little about Groupon as well. That won’t stop me from talking about it. Moreover, I’m going to do a near impossible feat! I’m going to tell you what I know about Groupon without even looking it up or Googling some references. I am, as I type this, closing all my Explorer and Firefox windows so I can’t cheat. And if I don’t know it, I’m going to make it up and I’ll let you figure out what’s the truth.